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Twain on Training

I couldn’t resist the alliteration, even though this is about education (which many think is different from training).

“Covid Crazy” isn’t on the DSM yet (Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders), but I won’t be surprised when it appears. I wish I could remember who said, “We got used to staying home, and it’s like nobody wants to crawl out from under the blankets.” Most of us have days when that sounds good–the pandemic seems to have increased the trend geometrically. It will be fifty years before we even begin to understand the impact of the pandemic and our collective response to it, including how it impacted our happiness and enjoyment.

He’d be tarred, feathered, and lynched in today’s world, but my college psych professor was memorable for saying, “If rape is inevitable, you might as well enjoy it.” It is a horrible statement, but he was trying to make the point that we should approach things we have to do with an upbeat attitude. There’s probably a better example, but it was memorable. (I also remember him biting an apple and throwing it at the class.)

I taught a course years ago that aimed at increasing job satisfaction. Many people became so focused on hating work they were missing opportunities. It was/is a question of focus. At the time, I coined the phrase “ritualistic complaining.” One of the ideas behind the course was to get out of the habit of focusing on the negatives.

We’ve scratched on the surface of its effect on education, but education has had some systemic issues for at least fifty years.

I am often disappointed with how many students attend educational events with a “let’s get it over with” attitude. I’ve always believed part of my job is to make the experience enjoyable and meaningful, even for those who came with a “let’s get it over with” attitude.

Most people enjoy learning. A lot of education takes the joy out of learning. It’s also human nature to want to learn. If we didn’t, we’d still be crawling around on our hands and knees. There are a lot of Facebook users who never attended a class, but they are adept at using it. Some of those same people complain that they don’t get good training at work.

Mark Twain quit school when he was 11. He later said things like, “Don’t let schooling interfere with your education.” Another favorite is, “Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.” The longer I’m in the education business, the more apparent it becomes that the model could stand some improvement. He also said, “One can be both entertained and educated and not know the difference.”

(I’ve not vetted these quotes, but they sound like something he’d say.)

A proverb (not attributed to Mark Twain) suggests, “Ignorance is bliss.” It has some value as a coping mechanism. We can avoid unpleasantness if we hide under the covers and remain ignorant. Perhaps it would be more accurate to suggest we can avoid thinking about things we find unpleasant. It doesn’t change the things we are avoiding, but it does change our feelings about them. A non-clinical term for it is “sticking our heads in the sand.” If you’d like to go clinical, Google the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

I occasionally acknowledge I’m prone to being a crusader. I don’t think I have a messiah complex. I definitely have no desire to become a martyr; apparently, that often involves dying. But I just might become an education reformer.

“If ignorance is bliss, why isn’t the world happier?”

Mark Twain

Peek-a-boo!

It’s so much more than a game…

We need to listen to what Molly has to say. She packs a lot of truth into seven minutes–ironically, she was seven years old when she recorded this last year. She might be the youngest TED speaker ever. She’s definitely one of the best!

Don’t miss her quick demonstration on brain size. I was more correct than I knew when I titled “Small People — Big Brains.”

Substitute Teacher Workshop Offered

Back by popular demand! After a successful workshop in September, Spruce Mountain Adult Ed in Livermore Falls is offering this one-day workshop again on November 29, 2022.

Workbook included!

This fun program prepares people interested in serving as substitute teachers or ed techs. There will be plenty of “hands-on learning” that will include important classroom management techniques and teaching strategies. We’ll also cover some legal aspects and help you develop your own “sub pack” of resources and an action plan to get you started on the right foot! If you’ve been subbing, this is a great opportunity for a “refresher” and new ideas. Attendees will earn a certificate recognized by many local districts. One attendee comments, “…very engaging with a lot of real-life scenarios. I came away with new information even after subbing for a year.”

Future Substitute Teachers!

First, please note that the Substitute Teacher Workshop in Livermore Falls, originally scheduled for September 13, is now scheduled for September 28, 2022. And there may be a few spots left in the class! or contact Spruce Mountain Adult Education for more information!

The process of becoming a substitute has changed a little. The entire process is now best started and managed on the Maine Department of Education website. I’ve written a one-page overview describing the process. In some ways, it’s simpler, but it also means completing many of the steps online, including completing an application for your local district on the website. Check out my overview on .

The DOE has adopted the term “Guest School Staff Member” to describe substitutes. If you know me, you won’t be surprised that I have some thoughts about that. Ultimately, I’m more concerned about what the kids call me. I shared an opinion on this two years ago. Check out “?” to start your thinking. You’ll also hear a story from one of my favorite days as a substitute.

Some may know that subs must renew their credentials every five years, including going through the entire process again. Technically, we can’t “renew.” It’s not necessary to understand this. It’s necessary to do it.

As I am currently in the process, I haven’t experienced everything under the new system. That seems strange as I enter my second decade as a sub, but things do change. So far, the process has been relatively painless. It requires some effort and patience but mostly just follow the instructions, even when they don’t seem to make sense.

If you are considering becoming a sub (or, if you prefer, “Guest Teacher”), dive in. There are plenty of opportunities and many rewards. Note that in addition to the Spruce Mountain program, I’ll be teaching the workshop with MSAD 53 Adult Education in Pittsfield and RSU 19 Adult Education in Newport. This workshop is not a requirement, but I’m confident you’ll find it helpful!